How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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