Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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