i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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