Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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