I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
id be glad to
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....