I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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