Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.