Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.