My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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