thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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