I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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