I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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