Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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