Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize