I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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