Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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