Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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