There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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