Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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