We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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