Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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