Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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