Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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