There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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