Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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