Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
