Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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