i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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