If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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