Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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