remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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