you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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