is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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