You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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