Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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