and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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