just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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