your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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