I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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