you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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