I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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