there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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