i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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