Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it's great music for shaving your balls
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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