Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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