I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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