I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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