god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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