I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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