I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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