so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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