For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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