wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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