i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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