Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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