there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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